Why Serious People Are Ruining Everything
Submitted by Jack Milner on August 22, 2025
We all know them. The Serious People™.
They speak in that “business voice” – the one that makes everything sound like it was written by a legal bot with attitude. Sadly they’re convinced that anything less will make them look like a candidate for Love Island. They have to look uber professional and are under the impression this will make them look impressive. It doesn’t. It makes them forgettable. It makes them exhausting.
Why too much Seriousness Fails











